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PD Diary Archive Sept 11th 2017 (Part 1)

RETRO POST: ORIGINALLY POSTED FRI 13TH/MAY/11

Yahoo Lifestyle have recently written an article entitled "How to avoid offending him" (I'm not sure I like the sound of this one but here goes, I'm sure us guys won't get patronised too much...?)

It's widely believed that women are the touchy, sensitive sex but now it would appear that men are just as volatile and quick to take offence, and can sometimes react very unpredictably. (yep, keep 'em guessing guys)

We'll look at his need to be noticed, (I can do a hand-stand on one hand, whilst singing God Save the Queen, YL) his view on what is hurtful, his definition of self-confidence, Understanding his ego and avoiding his Achilles heel.

"Haven't you put on a little weight" (Have I YL? - I hadn't noticed) "Do you know Emma's husband has just had a great promotion?" (Has he, well good for him) He starts to frown almost as soon as these apparently innocuous words have left your mouth. And then he takes offence, or, worse still, starts to sulk.

(Don't fall for it guys, they're just trying to wind us up, they're obviously p***** off about something but rather than just tell us what it is they prefer to get us all angry and annoyed so they can blame us for it, sound familiar? - my advice is to keep smiling and get out of the house as soon as possible - sorry YL, you were saying)

And this isn't just a one-off; it seems that our men are becoming increasingly tetchy. "He's quick to misinterpret whatever you say, attributing a negative meaning - often wrongly, to the slightest comment or remark. And then he gets hostile and resentful. (As if, us new men are like pussycats YL)

PD Diary Archive Sept 11th 2017 (Part 2)

# His need to be noticed:

Men, whether metrosexual (what the hell is metrosexual? - no, don't tell me) or not, are paying increasing attention to the way they look, (you mean 3 hours in the bathroom is too long? - don't mess with my hair YL, you know I don't like it, aww, I'm going to have to start all over again now) and enjoying the dubious privilege of being scrutinized, admired and even criticized because of their appearance.

Although relatively unimportant in the past, physical appearance now plays an important part in seduction (no, women are just becomming too damn fussy, I blame specsavers) but for those who don't quite measure up (that's woman-speak for ugly git, guys, usually followed up with a little all-knowing smile, I think I prefer ugly git) it can result in a fragile self-image.

# His view on what is hurtful:

A survey conducted by the website "Looking for love" asked 6,050 people what comments they found most hurtful. Men replied that they were most hurt by comments on the following:

Physical appearance: 29% , Behaviour in public: 18%, Opinions: 11%, Career choices: 32%, Friends: 10%

In the past, a woman might get offended if you failed to notice her new haircut or sexy lingerie. But it now seems that men can also take offence very easily for similar reasons. (Sorry YL, I'll put your nightie back, I was just curious what the colour would look like on me, honest...Oh and thanks for noticing my new haircut, I don't know why I bother)

To be continued...

Have a great weekend,

Andy.

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 21) Part 2

Who do these kids belong to? Invariably the parents are nowhere to be seen, they just seem quite happy to let the bar staff and other patrons look after their offspring for an hour or ten.

Bar staff should be given a medal for having to deal with so many unruly kids and their feckless parents.

"He's a character, isn't he? So full of energy."

Which translates into - "Please give me a break, and take your grotty child home, I've had just about enough of him today and enough of you for that matter." This smile is hurting my face.

In fairness, most parents are capable of looking after their kids in public places, and everyone's entitled to a break, but not taking your kids to the 'Whacky Warehouse' because it's so full of other people's kids is no excuse.

W - " Go on give him a tickle, I think he likes you, look he keeps smiling at you."

M - "I'll hold him for a second, but only so you can pull me another pint of Stella."

Andy.

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 21) Part 1

LEISURE:

The changing face of the traditional pub continued:

Nowadays most pubs and restaurants resemble creches, in fact, you'll see more young children and babies down at the pub than you will at the local nursery.

Why would you want to take a three-month-old baby to a pub?

"Oh, he looks lovely doesn't he, look at his little face, ah-boo, ah-boo, ah-boo."

I dread to think what's coming next. Antenatal classes? A birthing pool in the beer garden? SpongeBobSquarepants on the big screen? It doesn't bare thinking about.

I suppose babies in pubs is just about tolerable, well as long as the parents have the courtesy to take the child to the rest room once it's screaming has exceeded 500 decibels but toddlers and young kids, come on ...

Young kids do not want to be in pubs there is nothing for them to do. Subsequently, they find things to entertain themselves. These activities usually involve running around the place at 100 miles per hour screaming and shouting.

PD Diary Archive Aug 29th 2017 (Part 1)

RETRO POST: ORIGINALLY POSTED WED 11TH MAY/11

# Romanian politician Edmond Talmacean has inspired national headlines in Romania with his Michael Jackson-inspired moves on a television show.

Mr Talmacean said that dancing and "having fun" were a good way to engage with the younger generation.

However not everyone enjoyed his performance and party leaders have ordered him to tone it down in future.

(Ignore the stiffy party leaders Mr T - nice moves by the way, Whose Bad!?! - Owww!)

# At least Vladimir Putin the Russian Prime Minister isn't afraid to mix with the public. Mr Putin 58, joined in during a 40 minute session with two teenage ice hockey teams.

"I thought this sport was not for me but now I like it a lot. It is very dynamic, though a very energy-consuming sport, and from my point of view, it is less traumatic than football," Putin told reporters.

In the past he as also driven a Formula 1 racing car, swam across a Siberian river and flown fighter jets. (David cameron flying fighter jets - Er, no way. To be fair though he did used to cycle to work in London's rush hour traffic, it's hard to say which is the most dangerous really)

PD Diary Archive Aug 29th 2017 (Part 2)

# An Oregan mailman has been suspended for defacating in a yard on his route.

He was photographed in the act by a neighbour of the householder and the postal service responded immediately by sending someone round to remove the evidence. (The employee sent on the task said it was a crap job but someone had to do it.)

Officials with the U.S. Postal Service say they are disheartened and disappointed. (but s*** happens)

"We're taking this very seriously, and I really want to apologize to our customers and to the public. I've worked for the Postal Service for many years and have never heard of an incident like this, and I hope I never do again," said Ron Anderson with the U.S. Postal Service.

Officials with the Postal Service stated that they had suspended the mail carrier in question without pay, pending an investigation.

Andy.

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 20) Part 1

LEISURE:

I don't think I'm being unfair when I say that historically leisure was predominantly a male pursuit. Traditionally, women from an extremely early age were conditioned to look after and even be subservient to their menfolk.

This process continued for about 200,000 years, and everybody was happy, well the guys certainly were, in any case. Then during the mid eighties, the Spice Girls started cavorting around our TV screens and singing things like "I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want."

Woah, just hold on a minute, what YOU want? Just keep concentrating on what we want, please. Tea on the table, kids bathed and put to bed, sandwiches done for tomorrow, a clean shirt ...

Okay, I'm exaggerating (a little), but although the women's movement had been going since the late 18th century, something did change during the mid 1980's and it changed for ever.

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 20) Part 2

I think for a while it was fashionable for girls to be more ladish than men, but presently things seem to have settled down a little. I'm not saying it's going to stay that way, maybe the girls are just catching their breath before their next thrust for female supremacy, but for now, I think a ceasefire has broken out between the sexes.

The changing face of the traditional pub:

Bars and pubs have changed tremendously over the last 30 years. In fairness, they needed to change, for century's they were considered a male domain and to be honest they weren't very pleasant places.

We probably hit a happy medium about ten years ago. Pubs started to become more appealing to both sexes and the dark days of men only pubs, and men only games rooms were banished forever.

Unfortunately, like most good things, these happy days came to an end. In an effort, to win back customers after the smoking ban of 2007 British pub and restaurant owners committed the cardinal sin of hostelry ... They let people in with their children.

To be continued ...

Andy.

PD Diary Archive Aug 14th 2017 (Part 2)

# “I’ve not been single for long. I’d make a terrible girl/boyfriend at the moment.”

She means: I am trying to let you down gently. Please don’t make it any harder. (Jump straight back in the saddle YL...well, so to speak anyway, that's the best cure for heartbreak)

He means: I’m not desperate enough yet to go out with you. (can we alter that bit?) Maybe in a few months, once I’ve exhausted all other avenues. Meanwhile, would you like to have sex with me?

9. “OK, this is my bus. You going the same way?”

She means: Please don’t think I’m a slapper if we have sex tonight, please don’t think I’m a slapper if we have sex tonight, please don’t think I’m a slapper if we have sex tonight - repeat to fade.

He means: I would like to have sex with you. Within the next hour, if at all possible. (well the bus journey's about an hour and twenty minutes, so this should be fun)

10. “OK, this is my bus. Really nice meeting you, I’ll be in touch.”

She means: I’m not sure if I fancy you, but I’ll hedge my bets (a woman hedging her bets, never) by being slightly mysterious. If you text me on the way home, I may appreciate the gesture. But if you ring me up on the way home, I will take out a restraining order against you.

He means: Never contact me again. (never say never YL)

Andy.

PD Diary Archive Aug 14th 2017 (Part 1)

RETRO POST: ORIGINALLY POSTED MON 9TH/MAY/11

The conclusion of Yahoo Lifestyle's "He Says/She Says" article

That took longer than I thought, now where were we? Oh yeah...

# “My ex…”

She means: I am not over my ex boyfriend, and I have more baggage issues than Paris Hilton in Terminal 5. (I didn't know she was in that, was she the one that Arnie shot dead?...never mind, go on) My ex is going to be a regular topic of conversation, (I'm not yawning YL) so get used to it.

He means: Oh yeah, that bitch who still owes me for two holidays in Greece and more posh dinners than you’ve had cups of tea. (Listen YL us modern men are not bitter or tight-fisted for that matter, what you want ANOTHER champagne cocktail? for f*** sake, do you think I'm made of money, nothing YL... another drink for the lady waiter...yes mate another snakebite in a champagne flute, sorted)

# “Have you got any housemates?”

She means: Are you still doing the houseshare thing or do you own your own place? Please say you own your own place. Please. If you turn out to be another manchild I think I will cry. (I do have my own place YL, well sort of, mum actually owns it - here YL use my tissue, of course it's clean, mum always makes sure I've got clean tissues on me, please stop sobbing YL, I'm sure you and mum will get on famously)

He means: Will there be some scruffy bloke in your kitchen if I come back for coffee and sex? (now you're confusing me YL, you said before that coffee MEANT sex, so what is coffee and sex? you're not kinky are you YL?)

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 19) Part 1

FAMILY:

Family occasions continued:

However, these occasions are always better than anticipated, and If you've not seen your partner's family for a while then it's a chance to have a chat about what you've all been doing since you last met.

There's something about small talk though, it should come with a time limit. That would be great, a siren could sound after say 30 minutes, OKAY, after 2 hours and that would be it. We could then all say our goodbyes, get in our cars and go home.

M - I promise, I will not keep looking at my watch, and I do solemnly declare that I will not be the first to suggest that it's time to leave.

W - Promise me?

M - I just have. How long did you say we'll have to stay there again?

Aunt Ethel's party goes with a swing, well sort of and after the obligatory three to four hours stay and at least four or five other couples have already left, it's acceptable to say your goodbyes (allow additional hour) and head home.

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 19) Part 2

Not so fast, it's never that easy ...

It's been a good day but your lower jaw aches slightly from all that smiling. You think you're out of the woods at last when some relative starts oozing on about what a fabulous day it's been and suggests that everyone should do it all again in the VERY near future, perhaps even next week!

NO!!!!

Get your excuses ready and remember, say nothing about your day out to your own family because guess what?

If you do, you'll be forced into going to visit them as well, either that or endure a month of them sulking.

"You're always going out with her family but never with ours. No, don't worry about me, I'm only your mother that's all, the woman that gave birth to you, why should I matter?"

Aarrgghh!

Families, who'd have 'em?

Have a great weekend.

Andy.

PD Diary Archive July 31st 2017 (Part 2)

# “You’re quite different from how I expected.”

She means: Oh, God. You sounded so sexy in your emails.(hey, thanks babe) But now that I’ve seen you in person, I am filled with horror at the thought of looking at you across the table for four whole hours until the pub shuts. (we could always go somewhere else where the light is more flattering to my skin YL? - No way, I'm not going down the coal mine, not at this time of night) Please let me go home now and save us both a wasted evening.

He means: Hello there. (hey) I don’t fancy you, which is unusual for me. But I’m up for a shag (a what? - you uni people don't half know how to lower the tone YL) as long as you promise never to contact me again. (what do you mean you've never heard of that area code?)

# “Can I buy you a drink?”

She means: Can you buy me a drink, please? Champagne cocktail (er, do you think us guys are made of money YL, you'll have half a Stella and be grateful for it) would be fine. I’m nipping off to the loo now, and I expect my drink to be on the table when I get back, mm’kay? (mm'kay, you just made that up YL, mm'kay who the hell says that? - oh pardon madamoiselle, c'est Francais, bien sur)

He means: I am a big strong sexy successful man (hey) with the financial means to fund this evening and many more. (Champagne cocktail it is then, pah, of course it's not too expensive... psst, waiter, where's the nearest cash point? - thanks mate)

Just nipping out to get some more cash, it's a sign of the times when £20 isn't enough to buy a woman a posh meal, high maintenance women, who'd have 'em?

To be continued...

Andy.

PD Diary Archive July 31st 2017 (Part 1)

RETRO POST: ORIGINALLY POSTED WED 20TH/APR/11

Yahoo Lifestyle have written an article about about how people can say one thing but often mean another, it's called "He Says/She Says" lets take a look at it.

YL states that: 'No-one says what they mean when they’re talking to a member of the opposite sex, especially one they’d like to share breakfast with in the morning.' (okay YL, I'll pick you up early and then we'll go and share a big Mac...what?)

For example, every English-speaking person alive knows that “would you like to come up for some coffee?” does not mean “would you like to come up for some coffee?”. (what does it mean then, tea?) It means, roughly, “get your pants off”. (don't be course YL, no I am not blushing)

The language of love is a dark mix of shyness, euphemism and manipulation. (oky YL, just because you went to uni there's no need to show off - euphawhatism?) We all speak it but we don’t always understand it, (you mean like French?) mainly because the two sexes speak different dialects. (Okay, so I've got a northern accent, there's no need to harp on about it, southern softie...nothing YL) Here’s a quick guide to what everyone’s going on about.

# “Let’s sit over there, it’s less noisy.”

She means: Let’s sit over there, where the light is far more flattering to my skin. (Can I go for that one as well YL? - no, okay)

He means: Let’s sit over there, where fewer passers-by will see me trying to touch your thigh. (oh, was that your thigh, sorry, I thought it was mine) By the way, would you like to have sex with me? (You've got such a low oppinion of us guys YL, no, don't bother apologising, the damage is already done)

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 18) Part 2

Family occasions:

You've both had a tough week at work; the weekly-food shop still needs doing, you're in the middle of decorating the house (and have been for the last ten weeks) What do you need more than anything else?

W - "You've forgotten haven't you? Don't give me that puzzled look, I've been going on about it for weeks, it's Aunt Ethel's birthday party this Sunday, and the whole family are going and that includes us."

M - "You are kidding me surely that's not this weekend?"

So that is it then it's aunt Ethel's birthday party and you are going to be there. Let's try to stay positive about it, however. Let's face it, what else would you be doing this Sunday, in any case? - Going for a lovely meal out and having a few pints down the pub but where would you rather be?

ANYWHERE BUT AT AUNT ETHEL'S 130TH BLOODY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!

To be continued...

Andy.

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 18) Part 1

FAMILY:

'That invitation' continued:

Hmm, What about this little number, oh god no, the neckline's way too low, she's going to think I'm a real tart. This one's too mummsy, what the hell possessed me to buy it in the first place? Oh yeah, It was to meet my last boyfriend John's parents, and look how that relationship turned out!

There's nothing else for it, I'm going to have to buy something new, yep a trip to the shops is most definitely in order...

Family commitments:

When we start dating our partner we don't realise the commitment we are making, not to them personally but to their families. Oh, in the first flush of a relationship all that mundane family stuff seems like a million miles away but ...

It's waiting for you (well, they're waiting for you to be more precise) just around the corner!

Two Christmases in and your 'family smile' will be wearing thin. If you make it past five Christmases, you'll be suicidal.

PD Diary Archive July 17th 2017 (Part 1)

The front of the shoe was moulded from more cheddar and extra cheese was melted and shaped to embellish the design. (They look quite trendy actually - they're a bit whiffy though. Pardon Lisa, that's not the shoes, it's your feet. Oh lovely, no honestly, I really don't want a nibble)

A range of 'cheese couture' footwear by students from Bath Spa University will be displayed at the 2011 Royal Bath & West Show to promote the region's cheese.

# In life, Pall Arason sought attention. In death, he is getting it: The 95-year-old Icelander's pickled penis (urgh) will be the main attraction in one of his country's most bizarre museums. (I'm sure they'll be queueing round the block for this one)

Sigurdur Hjartarson, who runs the Phallological Museum in the tiny Icelandic fishing town of Husavik, said Arason's organ will help round out the unusual institution's extensive collection of phalluses from whales, seals, bears and other mammals.

Sigurdur, I think you need to get out more but then again with a hobby like yours maybe it's best if you dont!

Andy.

PD Diary Archive July 17th 2017 (Part 1)

RETRO POST: ORIGINALLY POSTED MON 18TH/APR/11

# US restaurant chain Applebee's has been forced to apologise after a toddler was served margarita mix in his beaker instead of apple juice.

Fifteen-month-old Dominic Dill-Reese was found to have enough alcohol in his blood to be over the adult drink-drive limit when he was rushed to hospital in Michigan, but thankfully escaped serious harm.

The toddler was served margarita mix instead of apple juice.His mother, Taylor, had noticed the toddler had been acting strangely, but didn't realise the cause until she took a sip of what she thought was apple juice before leaving the restaurant in Madison Heights.

'He was saying hi and bye to the walls. (I know that feeling) He eventually laid his head down on the table and we thought maybe he was just sleepy,' she explained.

Applebee's has since released a statement saying it has changed its policy for serving apple juice, which will now be given in single-serve containers. Staff members are also undergoing retraining. (baby, adult, baby, adult...I'm sure they'll get the hang of it)

# Fashion student Lisa Dillon from Bath Spa University has designed and made a pair of 'Cheese' high-heeled shoes using West Country cheddar. (I kid you not)

The budding fashionista from the Department of Fashion, Textile and 3D Design crafted the high heels from cheese and bread. (Girls please, I know you love shoes but this is ridiculous, next it will be cushions made out of pasta...I'm only kidding put that fusilli down right this minute)

A block of cheddar was sculpted to make the heel and a stale cheese sandwich (nice) was used for part of the platform sole.

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 17) Part 1

FAMILY:

They say, you can choose your friends but not your family. Unfortunately, the same principle applies to your partner's family. In fairness, I guess it's not most people's priority to check out their new partner's relatives in the early stages of the relationship.

IT SHOULD BE!

In fact, the government should devise a dating equivalent to the 'home information pack' that potential new partners could take with them on their first date.

Perhaps not - population levels would probably fall alarmingly, and within a couple of generations, we could even become an endangered species.

"My dad doesn't look too bad in his string vest, and mum's not scowling, well I don't think she is anyway..."

'That invitation' :

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 17) Part 2

I suppose you know that the relationship's moved on to the 'next level' when you get invited round to meet the parents...

If we can just put the lovey-dovey new relationship on hold for a moment, "Please, put him down, I KNOW he's wonderful, the best thing since sliced bread, but I want to talk to you for just a second. Yes, 'fluffy monkey' can listen too. Have you met his mother yet, by the way? ... No reason, I just wondered."

Your partner reassures you that you have nothing to worry about by constantly saying things like; "Oh, don't worry, you will love mum, she's easygoing, I'm sure you'll get on famously."

The dress code for 'first time meeting new partner's parents' is more difficult for the girl than the guy. A man can't go far wrong with smart casual, besides which, no-one cares what the guy wears but the girl ...

To be continued...

Have a great weekend.

Andy.

PD Diary Archive July 3rd 2017 (Part 1)

RETRO POST: ORIGINALLY POSTED FRI 15TH/APR/11

Inflation has dropped in the UK for the first time in eight months as the CPI fell from 4.4 to 4% in March. The drop is now likely to see interest rates remain at their all time low until at least August.

# Canada's embattled Prime Minister has clashed with three opposition leaders in the first of two televised debates, ahead of the 2nd of May election.

As in most political elections there appears to be a lot of mud-slinging from all sides but polls suggest that the Conservatives are likely to be re-elected.

# Space exploration remains a priority for Russia, President Dmitry Medvedev has said, as the country marks the 50th anniversary of the first human space flight by cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin.

Before Gagarin's historic flight it was feared that humans could not survive beyond the Earth's atmosphere.

# Chinese airlines have placed orders worth $1.4bn (£861m) with Brazilian aircraft manufacturer Embraer. The deal includes firm orders for 20 planes and an option to buy 15 additional aircraft.

China's economic success has seen a surge in demand for air travel within the country.

PD Diary Archive July 3rd 2017 (Part 2)

# Police believe that the bodies discovered at Long Island, New York may be from more than one killer. It's believed that a serial killer is responsible for the murders but police are refusing to rule out that more than one killer will be linked to the ten victims that have been discovered so far.

# On a lighter note Britain is in the top five 'kindest' countries in the world with people more likely to help a stranger than in almost any other country, according to a new report.

The study by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) found that Britons are kinder, more generous and more eager to help others. (Keep going, keep going...)

The top five in the "kindness league table" was America, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand and Britain.

Shucks, that's given me a nice warm glow.

Have a great weekend.

Andy.

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 16) Part 2

# Women are attracted to the colour blue (reliable, assertive and kind), men are attracted to the colour pink (friendly and approachable)

# Dress smartly; dress is very important, if you feel uncomfortable wearing smart clothes then practice wearing them in private, you'll be amazed at how soon you get used to them. Wear them primarily to make yourself feel good.

# Smell nice; people place far too much emphasis on how others perceive them and the way they look, smelling good is just as important and it takes zero effort.

# Be in the know, gen-up on titbits, interesting news items, sport, finance. You don't have to be an expert just read the headlines.

Practice makes perfect and the content of the opening line is UNIMPORTANT, it's simply the icebreaker and people will love you for offering them a few friendly words, and if they don't they are either having a bad day, preoccupied with something else or they're just plain ignorant.

Whatever it is, don't let it spoil YOUR day.

To be continued...

Andy.

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 16) Part 1

DATING:

Talking to members of the opposite sex cont...

If you do embrace the concept of treating people you're attracted to;

EXACTLY THE SAME AS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR FRIENDS

then your potential partner will be pleasantly surpised by your genuineness and your 'normallness', these characteristics create interest and more importantly they create TRUST.

Put romance on the back burner for a while and simply concentrate on making friends with members of the opposite sex. Really listen to them, find out what they are good at and what they have in common with you, then TELL them you have these things in common.

People like people who are LIKE THEY ARE, they do not like people who DISAGREE with them.

Do not obsess over one individual, there really are 'plenty of fish in the sea'. We cannot force anyone to like us and if someone doesn't like us they are not right for us. Never settle for second best or for being second best because those kind of relationships are built on sand.

A few tips to grease the wheels of friendship AND romance:

# Smile s-l-o-w-l-y; a slow smile comes across as far more genuine and specially reserved for the recipient.

PD Diary Archive June 19th 2017 (Part 2)

# A doll modelled on Kate Middleton has gone on sale in London's famous toy store Hamleys.

The limited edition Princess Catherine Engagement Doll by Arklu, is fashioned to resemble Prince William's fiancee (trust me, I've seen the VT of it and it looks nothing like her) and features her famous blue Issa dress. (never heard of it)

(Anyway, I hope Wills and Kate will be really happy together, if nothing else the Royal Wedding has diverted media attention away from 'doom and gloom' the 'credit crunch' and 'double dip' recessions...)

# Spring means breeding season for toads and, in Philadelphia, that means closing off a city street so the tiny creatures are safe from traffic as they seek their mates. (awe)

The toads tend to enjoy wet weather with temperatures above 65 degrees, (I knew that) so when those evenings arrive, organizer Lisa Levinson sends out an email to some 150 volunteers to help the toads cross the road.

(I'm on my way back home Lisa, I'm knackered, those female toads are insatiable - get your hands off me...)

Levinson launched the effort, now in its third year, after realizing what she thought were leaves were actually hopping toads on the street. (you should've gone to specsavers Lisa - and maybe I should stop watching too much TV!)

Last year, the effort saved about 2,000 toads from traffic, according to its website www.toaddetour.com

(Hmm, 2,000 toads saved every year for the last 3 years plus all their offspring. By my reckoning the local residents' goodwill for Lisa's toad crusade is going to run out in a matter of months rather than years.)

Rib-it!

Andy.

PD Diary Archive June 19th 2017 (Part 1)

RETRO POST: ORIGINALLY POSTED WED 13TH/APR/11

# A political battle is under way in New York – over whether the onion or the sweetcorn should be made the official state vegetable. While New York counts the apple as its official fruit, the rose as its official flower and even the beaver as its official animal, a vacancy exists for the vegetable that best sums up the empire state.

(Not much happening on the political scene in New York then)

# Nearly 6,000 Lego lovers in Sao Paulo, mostly children, (that's what the dads said anyway) helped put together the independent blocks of Lego bricks which were later stacked using a crane.

The tower was composed of 500,000 Lego pieces and reached 102 feet and 3 inches, breaking the previous record set in Chile last year. (Ne-Ne, Ne-Ne-Ne)

It took four days to build and was held in place by wire supports to prevent it from toppling over in the wind.

The first Lego tower was built in London in 1988, since then Toronto, Moscow, Sydney, Tokyo and Munich have been among the cities which have held the title.

(I always preferred 'Etch-a-Sketch' myself, even though you could never draw anything apart from a load of vertical and horizontal lines with it - I've led a sheltered life)

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 15) Part 1

DATING:

Talking to members of the opposite sex:

We've all had that feeling, a person we like or who we are attracted to walks into the room and suddenly our heart rate picks up, we become all fidgety and lead-footed and inexplicably we seem to loose the power of speech, well coherent speech anyway.

"Ah fah cowa da, me Andy, you ..." - You get my drift.

If only we could speak to an 'attractive' member of the opposite sex with the same composure we display when speaking to 'old aunty Ethel' say. She thinks we are witty, charming AND good looking ... hmm, how do we transfer this self assurity to people we are attracted to then?

The glib answer would be to treat them exactly the same, the same as 'old aunty Ethel' but think about it for just one moment, if we were actually capable of doing this do you think it would work?

YES, OF COURSE IT WOULD. We would come across as calm, friendly and genuine, everything a good friend should be and the best relationships are always born out of good friendships.

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 15) Part 2

So, to qualify as a good friend all we have to be is; 'calm, friendly and genuine' NOT good looking, NOT a brilliant speaker, NOT popular, NOT sporty and NOT intellegent ... hmm, we can manage that, surely.

Therefor, the true art of speaking to members of the opposite sex is;

'To treat them exactly the same as you would your friends', that's it in a nutshell, no one-liners, no showing off, just you being you.

I think this concept is so important that I'm going to repeat it; The true art of speaking to members of the opposite sex is;

'TO TREAT THEM EXACTLY THE SAME AS YOU WOULD YOUR FRIENDS'

IF YOU GRASP AND BUY INTO THIS CONCEPT THEN YOU CAN START WORKING ON IT AND IN TURN IT WILL START REVOLUTIONISING YOUR LIFE!

If you don't then that's up to you but people are becomming more and more sophisticated and these days most people are capable of spotting a phoney a mile off.

To be continued...

Have a great weekend.

Andy.

PD Diary Archive June 5th 2017 (Part 2)

# Let go of the past:

'If you and your ex really are "meant to be together" you will be. Eventually. But if right now, he is ignoring your texts/telling you to get stuffed/sleeping with another girl, you are definitely not meant to be together right now.' (that's insightful CM)

'Focus on fun short-term plans for the future. The only time you should be dwelling on the past is to learn from it.' (If his girlfriend's English I think he'll be the one dwelling on the past when she gets her hands on him. I guess his sleeping around days will be numbered and he'll probably be singing soprano)

# Date like a man:

'And by that we don't mean, charm the pants off him, until you get your wicked way then disappear without so much as another text. (life can be cruel at times CM and we will probably feel used, but given time we'll cope) We mean chill out and stop analysing. (Women analyse things? - yeah I suppose you're right CM)

'Just because he put two kisses on his last email and this time none, doesn't mean he's gone off you. (God loves an optimist CM) It means he's a guy. Let things happen naturally and your laid-back attitude will have him wrapped around your little finger.'

(Listen Brad, could you just have the courtesy to return one of my texts once in a while, whose that giggling in the background? it doesn't sound anything like Orlando, Oh his missus caught him sleeping around and...Ooh that sounds nasty... I'm not nagging Brad, well that's charming I must say. Brad...Brad...)

(Oh, don't come running to me CM now that Brad's given you the cold shoulder. Get off me CM, no you can't see my white bits...)

Andy.

PD Diary Archive June 5th 2017 (Part 1)

RETRO POST: ORIGINALLY POSTED MON 11TH/APR/11

The conclusion to Cosmopolitan Magazine's article: "How to Spring Clean Your Love Life."

# Make the first move:

'With confidence soaring (yeah, I'm buzzing CM, new haircut, bikini wax, false tan, bring it on!) and everybody feeling that little bit more carefree and as holiday mode kicks in, it's time to throw out the dating rule book and find your sense of adventure.'

'The stigma of women making the first move (Don't be silly, besides, if we don't like you we'll let you down gently, afterall we are NEW men) has been blown out of the water with the rise of online dating sites; most men would be flattered to have a girl approach them. So what are you waiting for.'

# Stop looking for Mr Right:

'The problem with looking for Mr Right is that he doesn't exist.(Us guys do have our good points though CM. What, you want me to think of one right now? right this minute? erm...we give women something to talk about. What smug smile CM?) You'd have as much chance of finding Father Christmas. But don't despair. Mr Right would get dull after a while anyway.' (exactly)

'Eating a family-sized bar of chocolate might be heavenly but you wouldn't want to do it every day. So let go of the idea of ‘perfect' and embrace Mr Imperfect. (Now your talking CM) It's those little flaws and foibles (we know you girls love them) that keep your relationship alive.'

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 14) Part 1

CAREER:

Politeness in the work place:

Should men hold doors open for women? I think the answer to this and other questions on politeness in the work place is simple; we should show common courtesy to all our work colleagues irrespective of their gender.

Anyone who shuns politeness has got issues with their own self-worth and should be pitied rather than despised or feared. Power is not about image it's about serving others and commanding respect.

The truth about multi-tasking:

If women have had to overcome many unfair assumptions in the work place then at least they can always rely on the age-old perception that men are incapable of doing more than one thing at once.

Of course that is a load of rubbish... excuse me just a second, the phone's ringing, I must take this call...

Sorry, where was I?...

"Listen Susan, can you tell the MD I WON'T be a minute and can you sort this bloody copier out, the stupid, S.T.U.P.I.D thing's kicking off again, ARRGGHH!... I am keeping calm Susan, in fact I'm keeping totally calm." Calm, Calm, Calm, I'm feeling calm.

Okay, okay, scientific research (conducted by women, no doubt) has proven that women ARE in fact better at multi tasking than men. The reason for this is that women's brains work in a more logical fashion which enables them to cope with multiple tasks at the same time.

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 14) Part 2

Moving swiftly on...

Who gossips the most in the work place:

My smile is NOT a smug one girls, honest. I'm just naturally friendly that's all...

I think it's fair to say that women like to gossip?!? - alright talk to each other then. My wife often says that she did nothing at work all day apart from chat to her friends, I mean her work collegues.

Okay, guys chat as well but I think if talking was made an Olympic sport women would beat the men hands down.

Mobile phones were invented for women, just take a walk down the high street and count how many women are gabbing away on their mobiles. Okay, I'll make it easier for you, you can count the ones that aren't instead.

"It's good to talk" (an old BT slogan)

I preferred the one where the phone rang and someone shouted out "It's for you'oo". I was working in a department store at the time BT ran this particular ad and remember having to suffer members of the public mimicking the slogan (and having to smile at their originality) every time the phone rang - happy days.

To be continued...

Andy.

PD Diary Archive April 27th 2017 (Part 2)

# Make hay while the sun shines:

'It's a proven fact that sun exposure boosts your mood and makes you feel more positive. It's also proven that we are more attracted to positive people. (I see where you're going with this CM and I'm liking it) So you do the maths.'

'You won't shake off the winter blues if you're cooped up in a dingy office all day so stretch your legs and head for the nearest green space in your lunch break. You never know who you might find.' (Oh, that was very funny CM, you knew all along that Scary Mary lived round here, thanks a bunch)

# Date out of your comfort zone:

'If you've always gone for the same ‘type' but never seem to be able to hold down a meaningful relationship, it could be time to reassess your tick list and cast your net a little wider.' (I don't think they make nets that big CM)

'Think of it as a holiday fling. (you mean without the holiday? - I suppose I could do that, afterall they do have Tesco's in the South of France) Make a pact to say yes to any date or matchmaking opportunity that comes along (done that) and you might be surprised. After all, chemistry is not about the right shoes or height. Just look at Sophie Dahl and Jamie Cullum.'

(I'm taking the weekend to have a good think about everything CM's been telling us. I'm going to take a sun-bed course get my hair cut and I might even go for that bikini wax - ouch! Then there'll be no stopping me. OWWWWWW!)

Andy.

PD Diary Archive April 27th 2017 (Part 1)

RETRO POST: ORIGINALLY POSTED FRI 8TH/APR/11

Cosmopolitan Magazine has kindly written an article instructing us on how we can improve our love lives, it's entitled "How to Spring Clean Your Love Life" - See what you think.

'Get ready for a summer of love with this season’s new rules of dating...'

'The sun is shining, the flowers are blossoming ... and love is in the air, must be all that sunkissed flesh on show. (Don't CM, your making me blush) Get ready for a summer of love with this season's new rules of dating...'

# Crawl out of your cocoon:

'Has your love life been hibernating these past six months? (I'd say more of a relaxing snooze CM, but now I'm raring to go!) Sex life been on a winter vacation? Comfort food, lack of sun and chunky knitwear (It's a raindeer sweater my mum bought me for Christmas actually) are hardly conducive to making you feel sexy.'

'So pack away your winter wardrobe, revive your sexy summer frocks, (I don't do that anymore CM, not since, well never mind)) reach for the fake tan, go for a bikini wax, (Must I?) get a new spring haircut and break free from the season of celibacy. (I'm game if you are CM)

# Find your mojo:

'Getting into the spirit of spring can be easier said than done after months spent slouching on the sofa, (it has been footy season CM) scoffing chocolate. (and it is easter, well nearly) The first step to being sexy is feeling sexy.' (I feel sexy, I feel sexy, I FEEL sexy - Well, has it worked...?)

'Half an hour of exercise each day (that's a bit steep CM) will give you an instant feelgood rush. Cycle to work, (what, a 70 mile rpound trip? - on yer bike) join a tennis club, find an outdoor pool or meet a friend for power walks around the park and you'll be feeling like a minx in no time.' (Meee-owww)

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 13) Part 1

CAREER:

What do men do? cont...

This may sound like a very unsavoury characteristic but men by their nature tend to do as little as possible to acheive a desired outcome or result.

Joking aside this is a very important concept to comprehend. Results are results irrespective of how hard a person's worked in order to acheive them.

I'm fascinated by lions, I think they are wonderful creatures, if you've heard a lion's roar close up you'll know that it's one of the most amazing sounds to behold. Like all cats lions sleep for about sixteen hours a day - great work if you can get it!

Even when they're awake they still look half asleep but when they are hunting they are a totally different proposition. They will wait an age for the right opportunity to come along and when it does they strike with incredible speed and take out the weakest animal. Why take on the toughest in order to get the same result?

Women have a tendency to want to prove themselves. I'm a big fan of Tom Cruise and in the film 'A Few Good Men' his lawyer charachter turns around to his female counterpart (played by Demi Moore) and asks her "Why are you always quoting me your resumee?"

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 13) Part 2

Women place far more importance than men on hard work and fairness, they don't feel like they've acheived something unless they've busted a gut in order to get it.

When will true equality be achieved?:

Women account for just under 50% of the UK's work-force but only 9% of it's companies' directors - how does that work?

True change take a long time and you can't overthrow thousands of years of custom, practice and tradition in just a few decades.

The relationship between men and women is evolving all the time. We are becoming more similar but we still have many differences. About twenty years from now I think we will have acheived true equality in the work place but I've got a sneeking suspicion that men will still have the easier life.

To be continued...

Andy.

PD Diary Archive April 18th 2017 (Part 1)

RETRO POST: ORIGINALLY POSTED WED 6TH/APR/11

# A Toronto cop who warned women that dressing like sluts can attract sexual assault was reprimanded and underwent “further training,” according to Chief Bill Blair.

Blair called Const. Michael Sanguinetti “inexperienced,” adding the officer uttered “something stupid and he’s apologized.”

The constable’s comment sparked outrage, prompting more than 1,500 protesters to stage a “SlutWalk” on Sunday from Queen’s Park to police headquarters on College St.

“I don’t think the officer meant any offence,” added Blair.

(Michael's re training was apparantly undertaken in the uniform issue department and as from next Monday Toronto's police officer uniform will be modified to include high heels, fish-net stockings and short skirts. However, female officer uniforms will remain unchanged.)

# Our friends at the council have been at it again, ordering their binmen to stop collecting rubbish at a block of flats in Croydon amid fears litter on the steps could cause them to fall over. (May God give me strengh)

Health and Safety officers at Croydon Council have told refuse collectors not to 'risk' going up stairs at the block of flats in New Addington, Croydon - saying there are a host of dangers which could lead to them tumbling down the stairs and injuring themselves.

PD Diary Archive April 18th 2017 (Part 2)

A spokesman for the council said that health and safety concerns meant the binmen would not 'brave' the flats until a host of problems had been fixed.

# A laundromat and car-wash owner in Pennsylvania is banning some of his customers — for bringing in clothes that are 'too dirty'.

Troy Schoenly says he's fed up with natural gas workers bringing overly greasy clothes to his self-service laundry, Troy's Suds Depot. And not just that, he doesn't want their muddy trucks at his car wash, either.

(The Pennsylvania Gas Department has since written to Troy informing him that he can continue purchasing gas from them as long as he's not bothered if it's the untreated variety.)

(Somehow I feel that Troy may soon discover a whole new meaning to the phrase "A lot more bang for your buck".)

Andy.

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 12) Part 2

What do men do?

De-de-de-de-de-de-de... What? Don't look at me like that, and no I'm not playing for time... Promise... Cross my heart and hope to die... Okay, okay...

Men do extremely important things actually, or that's what they would like their partners to believe anyway.

At the onset of every winter when I was a kid my dad used to 'bleed the central heating system'. Of course I never took much notice of it at the time but what I DO remember is him making a really big deal about it and moreover, he convinced mum that it was a really big deal too.

You can imagine my surprise then when I got my first house and had to start bleeding radiators for myself - I remember putting the key on the valve and loosening it, waiting until water came out of the valve, then re tightening it. Hey presto! that's all there was to it.

All those years of mystery resolved in what, thirty seconds? This episode, although insignificant taught me an important lesson: Men often exagerate their contribution to the team effort.

To be continued...

Andy.

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 12) Part 1

CAREER:

More and more women are now working full time. Thirty years ago the natural thing for a woman to do was stay at home and be a housewife whilst the man went out to work and earned the money.

This role of bread-winner made the man feel that he was entittled to make key family decisions with little or no consultation with his partner.

Slowly but surely this began to change until today women make up nearly half the work-force in the UK.

Women have battled long and hard to acheive equality in all areas of life but unfortunately hard work does not guarantee the best results. If we look at things objectively for just a moment; Who has actually benefited the most from women's rise in a previously male dominated society?

Er, you guessed it - MEN!

The majority of women now hold down full time jobs, run the home, look after the kids, care for elderly relatives, do the food shopping, the list is endless.

PD Diary Archive Mar 27th 2017 (Part 1)

RETRO POST: ORIGINALLY POSTED MON 4TH/APR/11

The concluding part of handbag.com's article "How to handle his former flames."

# Role reversal:

'A total cliché, but put yourself in his shoes. (That's more like it HB a bit more diplomacy, that's the ticket) Accept that both of you have history, and ask yourself how you would want him to react if you wished to meet one of your past boyfriends for lunch and a chat.' (That slimey little a******, no way, sorry HB, only kidding, no, of course I don't mind if you go for a coffee with Boris, t*****. Sorry HB I was just clearing my throat)

'By assessing how you feel about those men now, you might be able to grasp the level of feeling he has for his exes. Like him, you have probably lost contact with some of them, (some of them, HB?, we're not talking phone-directory proportions here are we?) for very good reasons' (What reasons?)

'However, there may also be one or two exes who have become good friends, (B*******) and you are entitled to have those relationships. So is he.' (I'm still smiling HB, us men don't do jealousy, I am not gritting my teeth HB)

# Give him space:

'Let him have his time with his ex. (very mature of you HB) Ask him about his plans, but don't plague him with calls and texts while he's out with her'.

(What's that HB? - Gail and Eileen are having another row in Coronation Street, oh really, no the soup was fine, mushroom, yes my favourite, no I don't mind you calling, yes, ring me back when the cat comes in, speak to you soon...sorry Honeypie what were you saying?...Hello Tiddles, it's daddy, you okay, oh he's purring is he HB how sweet, yes see you soon...okay, bye Tiddles, daddy won't be late, bye HB, yes, of course I love you.)

'If you feel anxious, plan a date directly after his 'date' with her.(I'm a bit full HB, but I suppose I could manage another mixed grill, a small one at least, okay, extra large it is then) Sometimes, just seeing that your man only has eyes for you, even if he has just been out with an ex, is enough to put your mind at rest.' (No way HB, Honeypie is not half as good looking as you, not even a quarter and you are far more fun than she is and a better cook, okay, I won't over do it HB)

PD Diary Archive Mar 27th 2017 (Part 2)

# Rent a corner of that space:

'When you feel comfortable about it, ask if you can meet his ex.(Are you having a laugh HB?) Often, something as simple as putting a face to the name (Natalie Portman with hair, remember?) can allay any fears you've been harbouring about him running away with her.' (We're both in training for the Manchester Marathon actually HB)

Seeing your man and his ex interact as friends can be hugely reassuring – and who knows? You and she might become shopping buddies, or even friends! (Just what us guys need that HB two women sniping about us for the price of one, whoopy do!)

# Be realistic:

'He kisses his ex on the cheek. They share a joke and laugh in unison. (so that WAS you with the binoculars in the park HB) It's easy to jump to wild conclusions (that 'meatpie' b****, I'll swing for her, if I get half a chance) about the nature of your man's current relationship with his ex from simple exchanges like this one.' (Honeypie my a**, if she wants trouble then she's come to the right place)

# Keep communication channels open:

'So long as communication between you and your partner remains open and honest, (Dear h/pie I av alwys tht yr bum was 2 big and found u a ltl dull, no hard flngs, pls dont get bk in touch - andy) you should both feel comfortable maintaining contact with exes. Remember trust is the key.'

(HB, have you seen my mobile phone anywhere?)

(I need to text Honeypie back, she wants us to meet up with her and her new partner for coffee this afternoon, she said she couldn't wait to meet you. HB...? HB...?)

Have a good week.

Andy.

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 11) Part 2

Okay, okay, scientific research (conducted by women, no doubt) has proven that women ARE in fact better at multi tasking than men. The reason for this is that women's brains work in a more logical fashion which enables them to cope with multiple tasks at the same time.

Moving swiftly on...

Who gossips the most in the work place:

My smile is NOT a smug one girls, honest. I'm just naturally friendly that's all...

I think it's fair to say that women like to gossip?!? - alright talk to each other then. My wife often says that she did nothing at work all day apart from chat to her friends, I mean her work collegues.

Okay, guys chat as well but I think if talking was made an Olympic sport women would beat the men hands down.

Mobile phones were invented for women, just take a walk down the high street and count how many women are gabbing away on their mobiles. Okay, I'll make it easier for you, you can count the ones that aren't instead.

"It's good to talk" (an old BT slogan)

I preferred the one where the phone rang and someone shouted out "It's for you'oo". I was working in a department store at the time BT ran this particular ad and remember having to suffer members of the public mimicking the slogan (and having to smile at their originality) every time the phone rang - happy days.

To be continued...

Andy.

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 11) Part 1

CAREER:

Politeness in the work place:

Should men hold doors open for women? I think the answer to this and other questions on politeness in the work place is simple; we should show common courtesy to all our work colleagues irrespective of their gender.

Anyone who shuns politeness has got issues with their own self-worth and should be pitied rather than despised or feared. Power is not about image it's about serving others and commanding respect.

The truth about multi-tasking:

If women have had to overcome many unfair assumptions in the work place then at least they can always rely on the age-old perception that men are incapable of doing more than one thing at once.

Of course that is a load of rubbish... excuse me just a second, the phone's ringing, I must take this call...

Sorry, where was I?...

"Listen Susan, can you tell the MD I WON'T be a minute and can you sort this bloody copier out, the stupid, S.T.U.P.I.D thing's kicking off again, ARRGGHH!... I am keeping calm Susan, in fact I'm keeping totally calm." Calm, Calm, Calm, I'm feeling calm.

PD Diary Archive Mar 20th 2017 (Part 1)

RETRO POST: ORIGINALLY POSTED FRI 1ST/APR/11

Handbag.com's latest article is entitled: "How to handle his former flames." Oh, this could be tricky, er, I mean interesting, let's see:

'Relationship advice from handbag.com on how to deal with his ex-girlfriends and jealousy. Should you be worried if he meets up with his ex and how should you cope with it?'

'So, it's getting serious with your bloke. You've met his friends. He's met yours. (I wasn't too keen on Scary Mary HB) He keeps a toothbrush at your place. You keep a complete second set of make-up at his. (or vice versa) But then one Saturday morning, you're lying in bed when his phone rings and he casually announces he's meeting Claire for a coffee that afternoon.'

'That's nice, you smile hazily, still swimming in a post-coital fog. (Pardon?) And then it dawns on you. Claire is his ex! (that's that b**** he refers to as 'Honeypie') Your head spins, nausea sets in and your judgement is momentarily clouded with jealousy as you visualise your bloke caught in a heated embrace with a stunning Natalie Portman-esque creature, only with hair.' (Me-ow, claws away, HB)

# Case of the ex:

'The easy thing to do in a situation like this one is completely fly off the handle, banning all contact between loverboy (charming, HB, I was the best thing since sliced bread not ten minutes ago, now I'm being referred to as 'loverboy') and his former flame.'

'Trouble is, this approach can result in any trust that you've spent the past weeks/months/years building. (sounds like it's been a chore HB) disintegrating before your eyes.'

'He might refuse to adhere to your no-contact rule (I would never call you controlling HB) or resent your jealousy, to the point where he'd rather maintain contact with his exes than have an overly clingy girlfriend falling to pieces whenever he wants to catch up with one of them.'(Breakfast smells good HB, by the way have you seen Thumper this morning? - You're going to hurt yourself with that knife if you're not careful)

PD Diary Archive Mar 20th 2017 (Part 2)

'Here's how to avoid a total relationship meltdown and still feel satisfied that your man isn't carrying a candle for a lover past.' (How poetic - I was only being conversational HB. Okay, I'll shut up)

# Question time:

'Before you go berserk, ask questions. (a woman asking a man questions, how highly unusual HB) If your relationship is strong, he'll feel comfortable answering reasonable (REASONABLE) questions about this woman. What did she mean to him? How long ago did the relationship end? Does she have a new partner too?' (I feel like I'm on 'Mastermind' HB - specialist subject - 'Honeypie')

'Sometimes the answers are not exactly what you want to hear (so why ask?) he may tell you, for instance, that he was head-over-heels in love with her, but he should be able to reassure you that this relationship is well in the past. If he doesn't wish to answer your questions, (turn off the football and remove his can of beer, that usually does the trick) there's a problem. You may have an issue with honesty in this relationship.'

(HB, please turn the footy back on, yeah I love you more than words can say, now you're in the way of the TV. No, I haven't spoken to Honeypie recently.)

(This could be a long weekend guys) (Nothing sweet pea...You donkey! you couldn't hit a barn door from five yards, I wasn't talking to you darling honestly, could you bring me another beer from the fridge please?...)

(That was so childish HB, I hope it's made you feel better, it hasn't, where are you going? Please don't SLLAAAMMM - the door......)

To be continued ...

Andy.

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 13) Part 1

CAREER:

What do men do? cont...

This may sound like a very unsavoury characteristic but men by their nature tend to do as little as possible to acheive a desired outcome or result.

Joking aside this is a very important concept to comprehend. Results are results irrespective of how hard a person's worked in order to acheive them.

I'm fascinated by lions, I think they are wonderful creatures, if you've heard a lion's roar close up you'll know that it's one of the most amazing sounds to behold. Like all cats lions sleep for about sixteen hours a day - great work if you can get it!

Even when they're awake they still look half asleep but when they are hunting they are a totally different proposition. They will wait an age for the right opportunity to come along and when it does they strike with incredible speed and take out the weakest animal. Why take on the toughest in order to get the same result?

Women have a tendency to want to prove themselves. I'm a big fan of Tom Cruise and in the film 'A Few Good Men' his lawyer charachter turns around to his female counterpart (played by Demi Moore) and asks her "Why are you always quoting me your resumee?"

Who Wears the Trousers? (No 13) Part 2

Women place far more importance than men on hard work and fairness, they don't feel like they've acheived something unless they've busted a gut in order to get it.

When will true equality be achieved?:

Women account for just under 50% of the UK's work-force but only 9% of it's companies' directors - how does that work?

True change take a long time and you can't overthrow thousands of years of custom, practice and tradition in just a few decades.

The relationship between men and women is evolving all the time. We are becoming more similar but we still have many differences. About twenty years from now I think we will have acheived true equality in the work place but I've got a sneeking suspicion that men will still have the easier life.

To be continued...

Have a great weekend.

Andy.

PD Diary Archive Mar 13th 2017 (Part 2)

"To understand the situation, you have to understand snakes," zoo Director Jim Breheny said (Er, Jim. We don't want to have to take a crash course in snakeology, just find the bloody thing and find it fast!)

# Buy a satellite dish from Ravalli Republic in Hamilton, Montanna and get a free gun!

Store owner Steve Strand says: "It took some haggling to get Dish Network Corp. to go along with the promotion, but it has more than trippled our business."

Apparantly 92% of new sales have come from in and around the Bronx area.

"Sid, get back in your box right now."

SSSsssssssssss.

"That Bronx Zoo guy's on Discovery Channel again any minute and this weeks show's about how to handle venomous spiders."

"Tommy the tarnatula will be comming to stay with us for a few days Sid, you're going to like that."

SSSsssssssssss.